Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Alex Winter | Ricky Coogan | Unowned |
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Michael Stoyanov | Ernie | Unowned |
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William Sadler | Dick Brian | Unowned |
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Megan Ward | Julie | Unowned |
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Mr. T | The Bearded Lady | Unowned |
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Brooke Shields | Skye Daley | Unowned |
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Alex Zuckerman | Stuey Gluck | Unowned |
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Ray Baker | Bill Blazer | Unowned |
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Morgan Fairchild | Stewardess | Unowned |
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Patti Tippo | Rosie the Pinhead | Unowned |
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Lee Arenberg | The Eternal Flame | Unowned |
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John Hawkes | Cowboy | The Free Refills |
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Derek McGrath | Worm | Unowned |
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Jeff Kahn | Nosey | Unowned |
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Randy Quaid | Elijah C. Skuggs | Unowned |
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Eduardo Ricard | George Ramirez | Unowned |
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Henry Carbo | George Ramirez | Unowned |
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Deep Roy | George Ramirez | Unowned |
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Mihaly 'Michu' Meszaros | George Ramirez | Unowned |
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Brian Brophy | Kevin | Unowned |
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Jaime Cardriche | Toad | Unowned |
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Nicholas Cohn | Bob Vila Look-A-Like | Unowned |
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Karyn Malchus | Sockhead | Unowned |
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Tim Burns | Frogman | Unowned |
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Bobcat Goldthwait | Sockhead | Unowned |
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Don Stark | Editor | Unowned |
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Arturo Gil | Clown | Unowned |
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Tom Stern | Man / Milkman | Unowned |
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Gibby Haynes | Cheese Wart | Unowned |
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Pamela Mant | Nun | Unowned |
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Joe Baker | Professor Nigel Crump | Unowned |
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L.S. Kruse | Peasant Woman | Unowned |
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Marilyn Garcia | Peasant Woman | Unowned |
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Rick Le Clair | Screaming Hippie | Unowned |
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Georgina Valdez | Screaming Woman | Unowned |
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Calvert DeForest | Larry "Bud" Melman | Unowned |
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Michael Gilden | Eye | Unowned |
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Joseph S. Griffo | N. Eye | Unowned |
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Jack Yates | Security Guy | Unowned |
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J.D. Silvester | Biker | Unowned |
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Jon M. Chu | Giant Stuey Monster | Unowned |
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Vincent Hammond | Giant Rick Monster | Unowned |
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David Bowe | EES Assistant | Unowned |
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Chuck Bulot | FBI Chief | Unowned |
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David Roberson | FBI Guy | Unowned |
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J.B. Rogers | Another FBI Guy | Unowned |
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Sean Clark | Popcorn Biker (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Rob Hampton | Cretin (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Sam Raimi | Crooked Cop (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Keanu Reeves | Ortiz the Dog Boy (uncredited) | The Free Refills |
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Robert Tapert | Crooked Cop (uncredited) | Unowned |