Cocaine Crabs From Outer Space
Chuck Magee2022-11-04
Aw, Shit Burger
4.7
83 min
When a couple of intergalactic space crabs land on Earth, they encounter the one thing they didn’t expect… A duo of dumb frat boys force-feeding them cocaine! As it turns out, cocaine gives space crabs an overbearing impulse to kill! Their string of peculiar homicides has Detective Charlie Reese thinking that something smells fishy… literally!
Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Chuck Magee | Charles Reese / Lobsters | Unowned |
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Brent G. Baker | Captain | Unowned |
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Douglass Hoffman | DJ Cowspank (as Doug Hoffman) | Unowned |
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Bo Bolin | The Cocaine King | Unowned |
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Kat Andrews | Alex Bailey | Unowned |
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Robert McMonarch | Chad | Unowned |
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Austin Berndt | Brad | Unowned |
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Brandon Conrad | Tad | Unowned |
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Rick Snowdon | Steve | Unowned |
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Alvin Clausen | Yuppie(as Alvin Klausen) | Unowned |
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Christopher 'Toph' Holland | Drug Dealer | Unowned |
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Brian Mosher | Garage Victim | Unowned |
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Jess Carroll | Cop #1 | Unowned |
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Eryca Latham | Cop #2 | Unowned |
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Max 'Pizza' Rottweiler | Cop #3 | Unowned |
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Celeste Worrell | Cop #4 | Unowned |
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Caity O'Grady | Cop #5 | Unowned |
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Garrett Hayes | Larry | Unowned |
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Kirk Kindle | Golfer | Unowned |
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Riley Vannoy | Crab-Wich Guy | Unowned |
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Morgan Brown | Cake Mom | Unowned |
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Reiker Vance | Cake Brother | Unowned |
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Finneus Conrad | Former Smoker | Unowned |
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Trey Foster | Mailbox Victim | Unowned |
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Jayna Brock | Switched to Decaf | Unowned |
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Vikkye Fetters-Delfino | Face Off Victim | Unowned |
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Roger 'Bubbles' Kirkendoll | Basketballer | Unowned |
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Rayne Lorentz-Wright | Jogger | Unowned |
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Rick VanDuyn | Buried in Crabs | Unowned |
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Kelly Williams Brown | Lovely Lady #1 | Unowned |
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Ahna Barnes | Lovely Lady #2 | Unowned |
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Tiqvah Aviv | Lovely Lady #3 | Unowned |
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Taylor Bolden | Lady on Bench | Unowned |
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Topher Rodriguez | Man on Bench | Unowned |
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Nikki Russell | Skateboard Lady | Unowned |
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Galena Radtke | Scooter Girl | Unowned |
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Preston Radtke | Scooter Boy | Unowned |
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Ashley Smith | Dispatch (voice) | Unowned |
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Jennifer Plemons | Reporter #1 | Unowned |
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Emma Buktenica | Reporter #2(as Em Buktenica) | Unowned |
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Chris Pavelek | Reporter #3 | Unowned |
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Ishy Rose | Reporter #4 | Unowned |
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Terra Brady | Reporter #5 | Unowned |
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Thomas Owings | Reporter #6 | Unowned |
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Tanner Watson | Crab Victim/Crowd | Unowned |
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Coleen Haynes | Crab Victim/Crowd | Unowned |
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Matt Haynes | Crab Victim/Crowd | Unowned |
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Karl Haynes | Crab Victim/Crowd | Unowned |
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Ian Haynes | Crab Victim/Crowd | Unowned |
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Donna Rooney | Crab Victim/Crowd | Unowned |
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Tata Brooks | Crab Victim/Crowd | Unowned |
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Shannon Novak | Crab Victim/Crowd | Unowned |
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Katie Decker | Crab Victim/Crowd | Unowned |
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Kevin Moore | Crab Victim/Crowd | Unowned |
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Morrigan Magee | Crab Victim/Crowd | Unowned |
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Darren Holmquist | Dad Crab | Unowned |
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Shelley Thornburgh Wright | Mom Crab | Unowned |
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Lindsay Schoonover | Dog Walker | Unowned |
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Meeko | Dog Walked | Unowned |